Therapist: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Watch wrestling ,Blog about wrestling, and eat food.
Therapist:Okay… What is your sexual orientation?
Therapist:…. Do you have any friends?
Me: I have no social life.
Therapist: Why do you like wrestling so much.
Me: I don’t know.
Therapist: I suggest you go to an insane asylum.
Me: I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now